Category Sex

Sex: candid discussions with the under 4s

In the words favoured by almost all politicians, let me be clear: I’m not actually discussing sex with my under four. But the subject has begun to percolate in my mind as I recognise the beginnings of a certain form of curiosity in her behaviour. She had already immersed herself in all things princess, but […]

Pregnancy porn: sexy vs. lewd

As I stood at the traffic lights this evening, fixing the lining of my dress that, as a result of my ever-widening behind had ridden up above my knickers, the loud beeping of a passing van caused me to look up suddenly.  My eyes met with the rather startling sight of three male heads pressed […]